Life Skills Learned From My Cats

Life is hard, then you nap.

When in doubt, cop an attitude.

Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next irritate them.

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

Climb your way to the top - that's why the curtains are there.

Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

Find your place in the sun - especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.

When eating out, think nothing of sending your meal back twenty or thirty times.

If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.

Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them you care.