Ever Wonder ...

why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

why it is that doctors call what they do "practice"?

why it is that to stop Windows you have to click on Start?

why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the "rush hour"?

why there isn't any 'mouse'-flavoured cat food?

when dog food is "new and improved taste", who tests it?

why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos as they were getting onboard?

why they use a sterilized needle to give lethal injections?

why they don't make the whole airplane out of the stuff from which the indestructible black box is made?

why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

why, if flying is as safe as they say it is, they call the airport the terminal?

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', is Congress the opposite of Progress?

why is 'dyslexia' so hard to spell?

why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

why isn't 'phonetic' spelt the way it sounds?